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[Newgrounds Help]

I wish I woulda seen that when I first started...

And in response to the other reviewer, go fuck yourself. If newbies watched this they would certainly learn everything on NG, and whether or not you are a newb is yet to be seen. You should look at how much info it contained, instead of assuming everyone knows what you know. It was good, helpful, and I think Tom should put this one the front page, because it certainly has everything about NG in Flash format...

[Quest - Part 1]

What was the point again?

No instructions, no reason, no idea what the hell I'm doing... It was okay, but it needs instructions, and a reason... Some background music would be nice.

[Endless War 2]

Very, very good.

Even though the Terrorist/Counter-Terrorist thing is often overused, this was quite an exception to all the FPS Games out there. I liked it, and that's that. Make another, or I might just strangle you(No really, just make another man. Your EW games are F***ing AWESOME!

[Metal Slug V2 WorkInProg]

In response to the last reviewer...

God help you. Yes, the character does move, and that was comepletely an unfair rating. It was very good for a demo, though when you turn around while shooting, the bullets also turn around instead of keep going.

[Fancy Pants Adventures]

Wow.

This has potential for a sellable video game, and I am serious. I would pay $15 for this if you pimped the graphics a bit, made a lot more levels, maybe multiplayer, and made a level editor. I swear to God I would buy it. Seriously, if that ever happens, please, DO tell me. Cheers,

-The Syck

[Poninjas Penalty Chamber]

Unbelievably crummy...

Not even worthy of MY review. Therefore, CHARLES! COME HITHER! Giveth this arteest a revua! Ahem, this is Charles Poncy The Third, and it seems that you have committed Flash Adultery. I say, ths was a comeplete rip o' Stick Penalty, yo! And I daresay it was BAD rip, on that note. Might I suggest, my dear friend, that you add more options? And, make them longer, more fun to watch, and perhaps, you could... *gasp!* Come up with some ways to die that are NOT ripped from the STick Penalty.

Thank you Charles. And now, to end this review, I say... REDO! REMAKE! START OVER! TUNE UP! KILL THINGS! INVENT! CREATE! DISPEL! TUNE UP! BEAT! ACCOMPLISH! These are my suggestions to you.

[The Suspicious Cop]

Mmmmm... Nah.

I have tried almost every combination of choices known to man, and so help me God, I have not yet escaped the policeman. One thing: If I suspected that I was sitting on drugs, I would: A. Throw them out of the car, or B. drive slowly and make SURE that I was obeying the law. Overall it was a nice game, difficult, but the animantion was a bit... Mmm, not the best. I respect the work, but it could have been improved.

[Land of The Dead]

Psssshh... Easy cake... I want a cake...

Well, the present was a bit dissapointing, counting that it was just a link to download the .fla... But it was a good game, lacking in real story and grammar... And cake... Ya know, how come I didn't get a cake for my birthday? I want a cake, so, yea, update this, make it a little longer, and... Yea.

[Flash Halo: CTF]

Ummm.... No.

I gave it the humor rating purely because it was literally funny to play. One, looping song, the halo theme, shooting people at one angle, can't shoot people in a warthog, annnd... Too buggy. It's a game I would show my friends as an example of a game that could be totally wicked... If somebody cleans it up a bit. Good job, I dunno where you got the sprites, but... They were cool, and I'm gonna jump out of my chair now...

[Fear Unlimited Full Edit]

Best. Game. Ever.

Wow, I could play this game for 24 hours every day for seven weeks! You came so close to a ten... You lost a point for music though. It was great, but it needs more variety. And the graphics weren't Dan Paladin, but they were better than alot of people including myself could hope for!