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[Eskiblow Job]

Well...

Eskiblow Job! He...Is...Sick! Really though, taking Eskimo Bob, changing one little aspect of it(In a NOT-Funny, crude way) is a little far. I am sorry to say that I don't know how it didn't get flagged, because it isn't legit, all you did was EB and change one part... Even the voices remained from EB. So, to tell you the truth, I think wasn't funny at all. In fact, I am tempted to give it a bad rating, but I will be fair and pretend that this was ORIGINAL and you came up with it entirely...

[eskimo bob 26]

Eskimo boooob!

Because Charles is on strike, I will call Vincent in here to aid me in reviewing. VINCENT!
Ahem. ESKIMO BOOOOB! Best theme song ever. Best series ever. "Let's go eat an olive! NOOOOOO!" I am officially a fan of Eskimo bob, and I say, MAKE MOOOORE!
Thank you Vincent. And now, let me say this:
ESKIMO BOOOOB! Continue on, and make all the Newgrounders proud! You may be small now Bob, but you will grow... YOU WILL GROW!!! And now I must go finish skinning my victims before bed. I must watch more Bob, and I will!

[Osama: NTH EB version]

Um, come on...

Why. Why take a song from a flash cartoon, put your own characters, and expect it to be good... Just why. That is all.

[Cupid's Last Stand]

Very very good...

I liked the evilness. And in response to the last reviewer, that fairy thing is cupid... Or so I assume XP anyway it was good. It was a little short, had no voices, and there wasn't all that much animation, but... It was by far the best valentines animation on the site.

[sss]

On NEWS CHANNEL 123478 1/2, our breaking news...

First, The PORTAL in CRISIS: Will Sketch-Ninja's reign of terror EVER stop??? In other news, The King's best flash has been found by Sketch Ninja. He said, quote, "My mission to review every flash piece by the King is almost COMEPLETE!" People are certain that this time, he's DEFINITELY cracked.

[Welches Juicegirlsuxdick!]

Strawberry Minion Clock #11046378290 says...

OMG WOW! UR T3h AWEsOmene3sS!!1!!!11 LEIK OMFG!!111!!! WE LUV U SOOooOom MUCHh! CLok!c!!11!!!!1 OMG!

Sketch-Ninja replies... Haha. very nice. My alter ego, your minion, agrees, this is your very best work. Very, VERY best work.

[Britney Spear's *********]

NOOOOOOOO!

Has Strawberry Clock, the esteemed KING OF THE PORTAL recently visited some SERIOUS porno sites??? No one wants to see Britney unless she is hanging by her pink and blue pantyhose off a branch hanging over a cliff. Naked. THAT is Britney porno. Not what you just named. No points Clock. Sorry master.

[The Great Mighty Poo...]

OH MY GOD! STRAWBERRY CLOCK! HOORAH!

STRAWBERRY CLOCK, YOU RULE THE PORTAL WITH AN IRON... HAND! ALL WILL BOW TO YOUR MIGHT EVENTUALLY! ALL HAIL THE STRAWBERRY CLOCK!

[Power Star 2]

PERFECT TEN!!!!

This film... Wins this years critically acclaimed "GOLDEN TENNIE AWARD"! Aye, bring out the grand prize: A new fake Corvette, some virtual milk and cookies, and of course... Something else! CONGRATULATIONS!